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Entry 5: Epiphany

You'll never look at me the same way again.
This may be a little crude to some, but you have to approach this with an open mind and a sense of humor.

   The other day, while fiddling with a zapper (or TV remote as some heathens call it) and messing with the batteries I had a divine realization about the measuring scale of batteries. Batteries and bras have the same measuring scale! At first I was surprised by my discovery and in my excitement I blabbed it my friend sitting near me. He was largely unimpressed and told me to shut up.

   Now the comparison isn't perfect, but if we switch 9-volts in for "B" we have an extremely similar system using primarily letters to determine size. I'm also going to put myself on the line here and admit the only thing I know about bras and sizes is that the scale starts roughly around "A" and ends roughly around "D". This leads me to believe that are only four distinct sizes of possible breasts one can have, but again, I wouldn't know. I can guess the rest by knowing the following about batteries sizes:

1. AAA
2. AA
3. B (9-volts)
4. C
5. D

   Maybe there is room for 5 possible sizes now? Isn't there an "E" battery too? I think I've seen some kind of large square battery with four coils on top in my life at one point or another. Do bra sizes even get up to an "E" size? I also took a look at my Internet friend, Wiki, and he told me about a zillion other sizes of batteries, but the most common ones are the ones listed. There are apparently AAAA batteries and 3-volt or watch batteries.

   Anyways, the more I talk about this the more my discovery falls apart so I am going to shut up and smile at what I found out. I wonder if the person who invented the bra measuring scale is an ancestor of the person who invented the battery measuring scale?